Raditz Weed

The lowest quality weed out there. Comprised almost entirely of stems and seeds. Avoid at all costs.

Khari: Hey, did you hear Joe Jenkins started dealing?
Sam: Don't cop from that guy, he'll try to sell you raditz weed.

by tommynoble April 14, 2013

Weed Nazi

1. a person who bogarts the pipe
2. a person who smokes all the weed
3. a person who kills bowls

Little brothers...
"my little brother is a weed nazi"

by Team Blue July 18, 2006

grit weed

Cannabis (marijuana) laced with silica glass. It causes the buds to be heavier and creates a lethal product. Found in the UK, examine your buds and rub them on glass and if it scrapes than it is tainted. Throw it away, it can be lethal.

John smoked some grit weed, he lost his voice and kept coughing up blood, had to take him to the hospital.

by <('.')> January 11, 2008

wheelchair weed

Marijuana of such intense potency that it typically incapacitates its users, sending them into a state of mind-bending delirium.

John smoked some of that wheelchair weed and sat in his beanbag chair listening to Thermo surf rap for like three hours.

by XTreme Thermo Surf Rap Fan January 27, 2008

weed pirate

a person whos always looking for a smoke out and will try any links to get high and will even ditch friends typicaly known as an asshole.

ring ring yo what up dude

hey you got any budd?

no

well... you got any cigs?

no

beep (hangs up)

wow what fucking weed pirate.

by burmisely June 5, 2010

weed worries

The feeling of regret after being caught by an authoritarian smoking cannabis. Weed worries can last any time between the punishment has been delivered or your next joint.

Gavin: I got caught smoking weed by campus security. I've got serious weed worries.

Scott: Savage man. Take some more weed, it's decent.

Gavin: Okay.

by We Never Smoked It October 30, 2010

Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!

Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man

by Bruk November 2, 2011