I offered to make her a Turkey sandwich, "she asked is it from the deli, fresh sliced?" I said no she said "no thanks i'm a turkey snob!"
by push1974 February 20, 2010
Osama is a dirt turkey
by beaver trapper June 11, 2007
Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.
by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006
the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)
My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.
by Yannni February 26, 2007
Reach your fist up into another's anus, quickly grasp whatever you can, pull the goodies out of that b-hole and quickly stuff it up into the girl's vagina. Rinse. Repeat. Turkey dinner.
I totally gave Amy a Turkey Dinner last night, stuffed and baked that sh*t before I sent her home...
by G money l.a. December 31, 2013
When somebody quits something without weaning themselves off of it.
Could be anything E.G: smoking, jacking off, television.
Originates from when a smack (or any opiate for that matter, medical or not) addict stops taking drugs completely. The effects are feeling "cold" (from the inside) no matter what temperature it is or how many blankets you are using.
The turkey part comes from the same origin and when your skin goes goosepimply...like a turkey.
I speak from personal experience.
Could be anything E.G: smoking, jacking off, television.
Originates from when a smack (or any opiate for that matter, medical or not) addict stops taking drugs completely. The effects are feeling "cold" (from the inside) no matter what temperature it is or how many blankets you are using.
The turkey part comes from the same origin and when your skin goes goosepimply...like a turkey.
I speak from personal experience.
Johnny went cold turkey last week. He's been wrapped up in bed ever since, but still feels freezing cold.
by Machtoon November 23, 2005
guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"
by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009