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starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
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Crystal Starbucks

A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.

Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
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Starbucks

Stacy: I NEED FUCKING MOCHA'S
Britany: Lets Go to starbucks then
by Faithful ツ August 14, 2014
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BUCKS STARBUCKS

It is the master OF FUCKING ASSHOLE. (PLAY ON WORDS)

DECONSTIPATOR
Listen this person BUCKS STARBUCKS and the cool thing is you will get the greatest pleasure going there and they never pull out until you GET YOUR entire taste OF PLEASURE.

It goes to show YOU KNOW WHO YOU ATE when you BUCKS STARBUCKS as YOU ASSHOLE want nothing to do with SHIT or any of SHITS' FUSIONS.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Starbucks

Known for very expensive coffee, tends to put people in debt
"That was expensive... was that from Starbucks?"
by Tea-With-Sugar-And-Milk May 26, 2018
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BUCK STARBUCKS

It is when two songs in a particular order are played by STARBUCK where following is behavior beyond their slogan " POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT" and spend a BUCK.
So the songs " I GOT TO KNOW and MOONLIGHT, FEELS RIGHT played and he got to " GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY and gueerboy SUCK HIS ASSHOLE LOG and that is when you know you just began to BUCK STARBUCKS
by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021
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Starbucks

Heather: Omg beckyyyy after pilates we totes def have to go to starbucks for a mocha latte
Rebecca: o.m.g!!!! Totes heath v good idea. After we can like get chipotle too
Heather: lol brb ttyl xoxo *insert other abbreviations*
by De.gye June 18, 2016
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