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cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs
my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep
by cfmsp June 30, 2011
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sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.
Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.
by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023
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smart sheep

someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.
"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
by dumb cluck May 25, 2018
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Sheep Shaggers

Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.

Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"

They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?

"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!


2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
by Kiwichick December 9, 2008
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Green Sheep

A term used to describe fans of a CFL team called The Saskatchewan Roughriders. Roughrider fans are known to dress in all green during football games and are collectively known to worship their only major league sports team as though it were a God or religion. Most, if not all, Roughrider fans are blind, staunch supporters of their team even when the team has the worst standings in the league...this is largely due to their boredom, as there is little else to do in Saskatchewan but drink and dress in green.
The green sheep weeped when the Roughriders lost.
by MrRados November 23, 2010
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Super Sheep

a lame wannabe cartoon charicter made up by a retarded alcoholic in his early teens and can be seen on a muppets computor machine making many failed attempts to save Drogheda and its inhabitants. Supersheep was originally made for masterbation purpuses and was later decided that it was too undeniably queer.
Gobshite 1. lets have a wank to a picture of a cartoon sheep!
Gobshite 2. yea lets....!!!
Gobshite 3 "smack!"
All Gobhites: we love Super Sheep. because we are as gay as that man of the telly.
by Crosby November 11, 2006
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sheep-shagger

Can be used as an insult or another name of a new zealander, or farmer
"where is he from?"
"oh, he's a sheep-shagger."
by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006
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