knee pie

When a chick has no place to sit so she places herself (primarily her pussy) on one of your knees. Sitting there she will begin to move around and chat with other people while grinding away at making what is called a Knee Pie.

The other night I was chilling at the bar when this chick decided to sit down on my lap and make herself a Knee Pie.

by Utah November 22, 2005

knee knocker

a very well endowed male

that boys a knee knocker

by fannyfreak July 26, 2003

Arrow In The Knee

A Skyrim reference. What every person you approach says.

Also, this has become an overdone YouTube comment fad.

To say it, you must say "I used to..." and then finish with, "but then I took an arrow in the knee."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

by Canned Cool Whip December 14, 2011

bad knees

A term used to indicate that you're old and/or handicapped and not suitable for physical fight on the streets.

You be in my hood and I take you down.
-I got bad knees, foo.

by c-dog April 03, 2005

Bee's Knees

The absolute best. From the English phrase the "B's 'n E's" meaning the "be all end all."

These fish 'n chips are the Bee's Knees.

by NasserInASaucer February 15, 2009

Arrow in the knee

A meme adopted from Skyrim, in which NPC guards will declare "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee." This quote can been altered to fit any situation."

On forum discussing NBA2k11 servers shutting down:
"I used to play basketball like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

by Thdremily2 December 14, 2011

arrow to the knee

a phrase from Skyrim that is completely overused.

i used to be an adventurer but then i took an arrow to the knee

by kairininja January 14, 2012