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omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.
jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021
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Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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the only one i can trust on this ship
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a cool magic man with a toxic fan base
hey have you heard of Jesus jet?
by sampossident August 23, 2021
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Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
by Penisbumhole September 5, 2021
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jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
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information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
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