Chinese Laundromat

When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.

Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?

by EASYGOINGCOMB June 25, 2011

chinese andy

One who was a desire to eat Chinese buffet at least once a week. He goes through life just for the delicious meal at King Buffet at the end of the week.

Guy: Ah! Crap, I forgot to eat Chinese buffet last week! OMG what am I gonna do?
Other Guy: Wow, you are such a Chinese Andy...

by Andy Wong March 05, 2008

Chinese Contacts

when you bust a fat nut in a girls eye so she squints for a several days like a chinese person

Does Sam have an eye infection?" "Nah she's just wearing her chinese contacts... again

by Ice Kingz January 05, 2011

chinese characters

Characters that are extremely hard to remember, especially if they're your second language. I am chinese too.

person #1: Did you remember 1500 chinese characters yet?
person #2: Nope, I haven't even remembered 15! It's been 5 hours! Holy crap!

by Lady True March 06, 2010

chinese deathtrap

when you have an elderly woman sit on your face naked so that they arose you.

i heard my grandma gives chinese deathtraps for $20 a sitting

perfect day for a chinese deathtrap!

by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011

Chinese random

A person of Chinese descent, who happens to be in a situation, although is not an essential part of it. Their presence isn't part of "the plan". The term is frequently used by university students, to describe their housemate constitution.
Possibly considered offensive.

Sarah: Who are you living with this year?
Sean: A guy called Rich who I lived with last year, Jesse, off our course and a chinese random...

by NapalmStxToKids January 29, 2006

chinese wonderboy

A young pubecent chinese boy, having homo-erotic tendencys. Often known for being a peeping tom and enjoying hentai pornography. Short with a little tummy fat is the general description. Loves to go by the name of gweilo.

After Howart finshed straightening his hair in his light blue bathrobe, he put on his purple sweater and yellow socks. That is when his friends realized he was a chinese wonderboy.

by John Fragard February 17, 2008