handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 05, 2014

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

Barry Bender

A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.

"whos that guy over there?"

"Holy fucking shit its barry bender"

by themilkmanisangry October 28, 2020

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

bender bookin

To have sex while drunk.

If I take one more drink I'm gon' bender bookin' you.

by uhDuh October 13, 2008

benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

by I’m really funny December 29, 2017

Quender bender

A Quender bender is slang for someone that is bisexual or pan sexual. They are sexually fluid hence quender meaning queer and bender because they bend either way.

"Sarah is such a Quender bender, she was with Steve last night and now she's taken Natalie home"

by Ms Monk December 19, 2016