June 2nd

Kiss your crush day

Person 1 Yo bro its June 2nd and you know what that means.

Person 2 Ugh fine ill go kiss my crush

by Strxyn June 1, 2022

August 2nd

National ask your friend for video star day because you are broke and they are rich

it’s august 2nd

by Saniya smith August 3, 2022

2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

November 2nd

National tell your crush how you feel day

Lucas: Yo do you know what today is?
Lucy: November 2nd?
Lucas: Ya but it’s also national tell your crush how you feel day

by Ragina Phalangie October 29, 2019

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018