13th of October

The absolute best people were born on this day. They’re understanding, sweet, kind, funny and spectacular. Everyone should have a friend born on this day!

Person 1: “Hey whens your birthday?”
Person 2: “13th of October.”
Person 1: *Gets down on the floor and worships*

by Rinnie! January 21, 2023

13th day of happiness

"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.

-Hey!
-What?
-Tomorrow is the 13th day of happiness.
- That's right, I'll prepare the champagne.

by CRAFTEROSKI January 12, 2023

13th of october

when the worlds most sexiest mf was born xxx

omg what day is it?

it's the 13th of october when libby was born!!!

by s3xygallibby October 5, 2021

Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February

1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

April 13th

This is nation kiss your homie day. Just walk up to your best bro and give them a (consensual) kiss on the forehead or cheek

Chad: hey bro do you know what day it is?
Brad: it's April 13th aka national kiss your homie day!
*They engage in a homiesexual kiss*

by An Abundance Of Emotions February 24, 2020

December 13th

National slap a Ruby day. A day where you can slap anyone named Ruby without a reason.

“Yo why did you hit Ruby this morning?”
“Bro it’s December 13th”
“Ohhh my bad!”

by H03541YF November 23, 2020