A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered
on the regHit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or
saturday night and your
guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2:
hell yeah
Kid 1: GET
YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where
the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
