wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.

Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!

by CharlesK November 19, 2017

trill waffle

Someone you want to butter up and squirt your syrup on.

"Damn, did you see that shorty?! I'm gonna make her my trill waffle tonight!"

by NoRagerts June 3, 2016

spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.

"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."

by EllenO October 12, 2013

vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017

Golden Waffle

When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.

(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)

aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!

by rustyboots November 5, 2017

buffalo waffle

A clean way to call someone an asshole. First used in Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast.

I hate that guy man. He's such a buffalo waffle.

by ComicandBOmber December 10, 2010

Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"

Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."

by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010