nervous test

When your partner (Male or Female) Slowly moves there finger or hand towards your dick or pussy while simultaneously saying "Are you nervous?".

GirlFriend:"Hey babe?"
Boyfriend:"Yes?"
Girlfriend:"Are you nervous?(lowly moves hand towards dick)"
Boyfriend:"No buy why are you doing this? I like it but why?"
Girlfriend:"Just awnser the question(moves hand closer)Are you nervous?"
Eventually she grabs it then the winner gets a kiss so its a win-win situation
Girlfriend:"Congrats you just did the Nervous Test"

by MysteryMTG March 29, 2016

food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .

Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.

by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016

scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 15, 2016

Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.

Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.

After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.

by Pillar Nasty September 9, 2016

Canadian Testicles

TimBits

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."

by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016