i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

Poop Tinding

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

by SuperDontay October 2, 2025

Group Poop

The act of holding hands with the person in the next stall over while taking a poop in a public restroom

David: let's take a group poop
Matt: isn't that kinda gay
David: not if you say no homo
Matt: alright but we gotta use the middle school bathroom because the stalls are always empty
David: fuck yeah

by Bigdad69 June 13, 2018

Poop

Hard,sharp sometimes comeing out of your Butthole. Warm, mushy, and any color of the food you ate.

OMG I POOPED TODAY AND ITS BLUE

by sit face March 6, 2022

Poop max

Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.

"let's go to the buffet to poop max"

by Wazi August 1, 2024