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Dirty Maisy

Shagging a 100 year old man and giving him an erectile examination before he has a heart attack
Did you hear that graham ended up in a dirty Maisy situation last night?

How embarrasing
Dirty Maisy by Eleri March 12, 2021

Dirty Nelson 

A particular sex move utilized when things get a little rambunctious in the bed room. The is procedure is to have your partner face away then you slip both arms under theirs then lock behind their head. The one performing the Nelson then claps them cheeks.
The Nelsor: “Jordy I just beat your mom with the remote, let me dirty Nelson
The Nelsie: “ No dad fuck off you meth addict bitch”
Dirty Nelson by saucylamby April 16, 2021

Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”
He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night
Dirty Joss by cm9884 May 18, 2021

Dirty Julian 

A guy that Girls don't like to share , he knows how to rock your world !
Dirty Julian by Love 123456789 June 28, 2021

Dirty Gavin

When a guy sticks his hard cock in a wet burrito then sticks that up his ass.
Did you hear Josh pulled a dirty gavin-jessica
Dirty Gavin by ypout July 18, 2021

Dirty Pelayo 

A dirty Pelayo is a practice used by many white men where they dress and act like an alcoholic gentleman from the 1920's in order to attract women with daddy issues. This practice is used exclusively to attract Latina girls, which make it extremely risky to use, as they can result in a Crazy Latina incident.
-Dude un gonna Smash that Puerto Rican girl for sure, I'm gonna pull the good ol' Dirty Pelayo on her
-Ok but be aware dude, we can't afford another crazy Latina incident like last year's
Dirty Pelayo by AsteroidBussy69 August 24, 2021