Stick ‘em ups

A slang term used to describe AND1 basketball shoes. The most common are the all black high tops.

John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”

Kyle: “Why?”

John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”

Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!

by Fartbutt790 August 2, 2024

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Shnizzle stick

A black stick wrapped with black tape used for beating up drunk friends.

Man!! I sure beat the crap out of you with that shnizzle stick my drunk ass friend who was throwing random shit at me all of last night including a dart that I am thankful would have only hit me if you were less drunk!!!

by McGruber187 October 27, 2010

Popsicle Stick Preening

Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.

Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!

by cruisin otter September 10, 2012

Sober stick

What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high

Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”

Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024

commotion sticks

A stick made of the finest wood. It is strong, light and easy 2 swing. it is used for causing much commotion. if the commotion stick belongs to a person skilled in bush diving, great powers are released from the stick.

Ron smashed a hole in ms shywees classroom wall after he was threatened with a friday detention

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

Carrot Stick

Carrot Stick is like a dick and you will feel it when it comes in and you play with with it every day in the morning and night.

' I feel the carrot stick up me"

by Fiona Homes May 7, 2022