brown bowel barrel

A solid turd.

A brown bowel barrel was left at his doorstep. It must of been his ex.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

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Brown lemon water

Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.

'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'

'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'

by LtKush August 2, 2019

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brown hair effect

When someone has gotten on your nerves so bad, that even mundane facts about the person, like brown hair, bothers you.

Similar to BEC/bitch eating crackers, except it’s not even about what the person is doing, at this point the fact they happen to have brown hair annoys you.

(Kev, who is generally a prick)

Johnny: fucking kev with his stupid brown hair.
Jules: lmao, kev got that brown hair effect

by lmaosk8s March 2, 2022

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wet brown hell

Dying to the Great Molasses Flood of 1919.

Bro you couldn't breath? (George Floyd) That's some wet brown hell man...

by Wet Brown Hell April 9, 2023

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Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

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Brown noise situation

Exaggerated chaos that ensues following a relatively small act or event. Refers to Episode 317 of South Park in which Cartman's mission to find the brown noise creates a domino effect that leads to devestation and destruction around the world

(Random person's thoughts as they happen) "oh shit I just tripped over, whoops and I knocked over that glass of water at the same time, oh my god and it's gone all over that lamp and OVER THE WIRES &!%£$%^AAAAARRGGHHH BROWN NOISE SITUATION!!"

by K Ellis January 9, 2009

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