Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020
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Skyrim Job

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.
She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.
by Kewl Munky March 03, 2012
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skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.
I gave that bitch a skyrim job!
by Back Door Sloot April 30, 2012
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Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.
"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"
by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 03, 2013
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two bag job

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job
by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016
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Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
by PJAficionado October 07, 2021
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ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done
Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?
by flaming cheet-o March 07, 2011
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