Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

by Cranham February 10, 2023

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019

slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam

B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin

by founders of TC November 9, 2008

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank July 15, 2016

No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021