Whale Juice

The strange dew that you may find on grass in the early morning

"You've left whale juice everywhere!"

by 7y6i376 January 2, 2023

Apple juice

Apple juice is something better then orange juice!

person 1: What's the best juice?
person 2: Apple juice, of course!

by jzlia July 7, 2021

Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.

Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real

by Vxtico October 4, 2023

daddy's juice

An odd name for semen/sperm/jizz given by a father. Often used by masochists and weird teenagers.

"Give me your daddy's juice, dad!"

by Zquishie November 21, 2016

ovary juice

another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition

Damn, u better cook those eggs so u dont get that ovary juice

by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017

Juice

Cool,sick,dope

My dog pooped on my stupid stepdad's pillow

Friend: juice!?

by 420mclovin69 June 15, 2022

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023