jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

tit

bird

slang for bushtit

look at that tit!

look at this sick flying tit!

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021

Tit gropin

When girls hold there own tit randomly.

Person 1: top turn on?

Person 2:tit gropin, danmmm I love when girls do that.

by X.giaaa.x August 21, 2018

sitting tits

In a good or favorable position; taken care of, nothing to worry about.

“What’s up man? Just checking in to make sure you made it to the airport on time to catch your flight, everything all good? You sitting tits?”
“All good, I’m sitting tits. I’m at the gate now about to board, got everything under control, thanks man!”

by Chocolate bardonkey June 1, 2019

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 4, 2019

Tits

Isabella

Malik: Tits! Here Tits!

Isabella: Shut up Dick!

by the problem in this world June 7, 2018