front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart

"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

play doh fart

Flatulence produced when you eat too much play doh because you had leftovers from building your sweet ancient Aztec replica village with play doh. Only happens when mixed with cream soda.

The daycare garage smells like one giant play doh fart.

by Johnny_Chimpo July 8, 2014

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.

Man that fart was a bear trap fart.

by Spandex67 January 30, 2018

Finnish Fart Lagoon

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.

"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"

by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019

rum and curry fart

Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.

I just passed a rum and curry fart, and stank out my workplace.

by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018