December 14, 2017

The day that the Internet as we know it will turn into EA

Ajit Pai: I will make the Internet better
(big company): Woo!
Internet users: WTF!

Net Neutrality will end December 14, 2017

by TheSlappingZebra December 13, 2017

December 29

Punch a h0e day! Punch that one person that is a total h0e and that wear stuff really short

Billy: hey sally come here
Sally:yes-
Billy: *punchs*
Sally: what was that for?!
Billy: girl it is December 29!
Sally:rude!!

by a.dumb.cosplayer November 28, 2021

December 22nd

This day is national finger your best friend day. It doesn't matter what gender you are you can finger them in any place you want.

Celebrated across the whole world.

Hey baby, it's December 22nd. Get ready.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi June 21, 2022

December 12

Online Consumerism day

Today is December 12th, and some online shop get down due to massive consumerism here - An Average Antifag Joe

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

December 9

the day that you have to give your girl bsf a hoodie for four days and give her a big fat hug!

girl: it’s December 9
boy: hugs and gives hoodie*
girl:yay!

by Youqitne December 5, 2023

December 23

National Watch sex day

Friend 1: Yo what film do we watch today?
Friend 2: We be watching sex
Friend 1: What, why?
Friend 2: It's december 23!

by IHave83Kidsinmybasement December 20, 2023

December 11

This day is Kristian Alexander Spears of 1A royal terrace royale park adelaide australia's birthday, but it is also national drag yo dih thru snail slime day have a great day everyone except for tazwar. fuck you tazwar

hey its december 11, happy birthday kritkrit
fuck you tazwar

have you dragged your dih through snail slime today?

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025