Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

quack butter

A schizophrenic individual's semen, usually used in the context of sexual or oral intercourse.

Her: My boyfriend left all his quack butter on my face

Her: I love my boyfriend's quack butter

Him: My girlfriend squirted her quack butter all over me!

When the mother found her son and schizophrenic step daughter's quack butter all over her kitchen counter, she was angry.

by TheRealSkibidiOhioRizzler May 31, 2024

Dirty Butler

When someone is getting fucked in the ass, and someone named Geoffrey throws the person doing the fucking, out of the front door, and then resumes fucking the receiver in the ass. The receiver then shits on the floor and makes Geoffrey clean it up.

While Will was home, Hilary was upstairs receiving a dirty butler.

by ElDuderino43 June 4, 2024

Nut butter

Shiiiiii fuck around in find out.

I’m a lesbian but I’ll eat nut butter

by Chickenbutterguts June 9, 2024

Peanut butter doggy

When u cover your penis in peanut butter and have ur partner lick it all off. After you ejaculated in their mouth u gave them swallow your peanut butter flavored load.

I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end

by Dirtyjoe09 June 14, 2024

Nutter butter

Nutter butter is when someone nuts and makes butter out of it to eat on toast/

Leo really likes to eat my nutter butter!

by Hollow112 June 19, 2024

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024