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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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Eye Slap

Eye slap... verb, to roll your eyes in disgust at someone
Some one rolls their eyes at you in disgust and you ask... Did you just eye slap me?
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Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.
I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.
by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023
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Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone
Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.
by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017
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Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.
You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun
by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019
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December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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