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Dude #2 - "Seriously? Sounds arousing. Link me up!"
Dude #2 - "Seriously? Sounds arousing. Link me up!"
by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009
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Get the tickle me pink mug.Judge: The jury has reached a verdict. How do you plead?
Defendant: Man fuck you, I ain't tellin you shit!
Judge: So ur guilty?
Defendant: Man, why don't you just hurry up and color me purple! Everybody knows I'm guilty.
Defendant: Man fuck you, I ain't tellin you shit!
Judge: So ur guilty?
Defendant: Man, why don't you just hurry up and color me purple! Everybody knows I'm guilty.
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Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?
Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
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Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?
Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
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Get the Fuck me, right? mug.1. A phrase used mostly by Christians, but also by anyone else when they realize everyone hates them as a desperate attempt to instill some feeling of self-worth. This works wonders on low self-esteem, by reminding yourself that even though everyone else wants to strangle you, your imaginary friend Jesus will love you no matter what.
2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
2. The title of a song, created for the same purpose but has a catchy tune.
1. Dude: Everyone hates you.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!
2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
Loser: Well...Jesus still loves me!
2. Through out the neighborhood, the words rang strong and clear: "Jesus loooves me this I knoooow, for the Bible tells me soooo. Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong! Yessss Jesus loves meeeee, Yessss Jesus loves meeee...."
And everyone knew, that Sam had been dumped yet again.
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Get the Jesus loves me mug.a brand of very stylish jeans. they have fancy pockets with rhinestones, sequins and whatnot. Very popular in Dallas, LA, Austin, New York and bigger cities. smaller cities often wear knock offs. In High-Land park if you don't own at least 4 pairs, you are frowned upon, and have no sense of style once so ever, unless, you are scene.
warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.
cost $100-$200
make your butt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your asset.
warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.
cost $100-$200
make your butt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your asset.
Amy: i saw she didn't have miss me jeans. she MUST be poor.
Taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
Taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
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