laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.

“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”

by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025

Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

tit as fuck

Something that is extremely awesome

If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"

by Oknowbye123 July 31, 2016

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

bitch tits

some sus ass kid whos name can vary from jon to ravi to of course bitch tits he can be a simp sometimes tho but its kool i guess

"aye u see jon over there?"
"nah nah u mean bitch tits"

by nick nuggets April 15, 2020