Simp

A little neckbeard known as luke. Who respects woman on a religious level

"Hey did you hear from luke?"
"Yeah! He's such a simp!"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

Simp

adjective
A male who praises a female to the discretion of his own dignity, financial freedom, and general external freedom.

Mason: “yO where the fuCk is my boy brad?”
Jason: “I heard he’s been taking that thot Brenda out on expensive dates”
Mason: “Are you serious? He promised he would show up today! What a fucking simp.”

by Stoppablefish8 May 14, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

SIMP

suckaz idolizing mediocre pussy

F’ing simp ass mofo

by Jbozmann February 1, 2023

Simp

Fergus Henry

Fergus Henry is a nitty simp bitch!

by Bigdickwieland June 28, 2020

Simp

An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke

Person 1: Hey simp!
Person 2: oh no.

by Skatershoes May 24, 2020

Simp

A man who puts a woman before their friends, even though the woman doesn't give a shit about him.

This word is also used by butthurt 10 year olds whenever they see a couple together and see a man being respectful towards a woman, even if the woman respects him back. That definition of the word is wrong.

If you're gonna use a word, use it right.

Jeremy's putting himself down to please Anna. What a simp.

by shutupkaren May 6, 2020