Simp

An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke

Person 1: Hey simp!
Person 2: oh no.

by Skatershoes May 24, 2020

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Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

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1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"

dude you're a simp if you think she likes you

Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.

by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020

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Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.

Yo, that man Joseph is a simp if I ever saw one.

by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020

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A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.

Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?

by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019

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