Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger

When you point up the ring finger, also known as digitus medicinalis, it means I like you in a friendly and non-rude matter, or can have alternative meanings, like "your awesome", I love you to a romantic partner, etc. This is not to be confused with the middle finger that means "GO F--K YOURSELF"

Pointing Ring Finger Up Like Middle Finger except it's the Ring Finger:

Jessica: That was such sweet gift Howard *points ring finger*
Howard: Aww you put your ringer finger up! I love you too!

by eyenyyc March 3, 2024

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024

Spectral Law of the Included Middle

The spectral extension of the law of the included middle, proposing that between any two propositions exists not just the possibility of both being true, but an infinite spectrum of truth-values that participate in both while being reducible to neither. Under this law, the middle isn't a point—it's a continuum, a space where truth and falsehood blend, where propositions can be 30% true and 70% false in one dimension while being the reverse in another. The spectral law of the included middle is the logic of "it's complicated," of "yes and no simultaneously but to different degrees," of the recognition that most important questions don't have binary answers—they have spectral ones.

Example: "He asked if she loved him. She couldn't say yes or no—she loved him in some ways, not in others, sometimes, conditionally, partially. The spectral law of the included middle gave her language for this: 'I'm on the spectrum of love,' she said. 'High on affection, medium on trust, low on patience. The middle isn't one point; it's where I live.' He didn't love the answer, but he couldn't call it dishonest."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Ambrosio Soler Estrada Has Two Middle Names So Why Can Not I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Can Not Be Name Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle

This is a popular british challenge that consists of getting two oranges (small ones preferably) and putting colgate toothpaste in the middle of them and then eating them.

Yo bro, I'm gonna do the two oranges and colgate challenge in the middle tommorrow, it's gonna blow up!
What? Nah you're crazy man!

by ElAlfaElJefe April 29, 2025