Jack of All Trades

A Jack of All Trades is a master at none, but often better than a master of one.

Person 1: You're a very well rounded person.
Person 2: I'm a Jack of All Trades.

by jeffyfromthebloc October 20, 2009

Jack in the Box

/Jak/./En/./Tha/./Baks/ adj. 1. To drop in on someone completely unannounced thus upsetting them or potentially ruining something. 2. Dropping in without calling. 3. Showing up unannounced and fucking everything up.

1. He was about to get some from girl on the side but his woman Jack in the boxed his ass.

2. I was sleeping like a baby till I got jack in the boxed by that douche Bobby.

by Soulsurvivor_2001 April 15, 2006

to pull a Jack Bauer

To work for 24 hours straight on something.

"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"

by Solitary May 29, 2007

Jack Sparrow Syndrome

When your inner-compass points you toward that which you most desire.

Especially used when a guy is going after booty.

"Dude, there's so many good girls for him, but he's too vain."

"Well, he isn't wrong; he's just got Jack Sparrow Syndrome."

by Hook Me Choob September 17, 2016

Slip 'N Jack

You and your girl are in the shower, and you don't really have much room to move around. So you both sit down facing each other. Her legs go over yours and you're sitting with your genitals next to each other. You take your dick and put it in her pussy. Then you proceed to move your dick with your hand in a jacking off motion in her pussy. Hence the Slip 'N Jack.

Mostly used in the shower, but also possible in a hot tub or a pool where you can't move much. Slip 'N Jack

by Scruffs June 20, 2009

jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

Edward Jack Hands

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.

Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.

by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008