Skip to main content

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.
Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!
by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023
mugGet the Sloppy Joe mug.

joes unusual trip

A Chinese knockoff version of jojos bizarre adventure, parts include: vampire blood
Gay tendencies
Starbucks adventurers
brass is breakable
And finally: BRONZE AIR
Guy 1: Yo did you see joes unusual trip?
What the unholy water is that?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?
by ha ez March 9, 2021
mugGet the joes unusual trip mug.

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor
by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018
mugGet the Joe Dirt meteor mug.

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
mugGet the Alaskan Trader Joe's mug.

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great
by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024
mugGet the Sloppy Joe Biden mug.

Joe

(verb) To rot in bed for an extended period of time like Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I can't wait to go home and joe after work

I'm having an insane high joe right now

When I'm hungover, I Joe
by boofinthetrap December 23, 2022
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe

Joe was your typical fortnite gamer whos obsession for childrens assholes took over his live. At night Joe regularies wonders the shit hole arbroath where he abducts children spreading their ass cheeks, filling their ass with fresh hummus. Joe would then rape them in every possible hole. He would then drop them off home which a complementary jar of mayo. Joe is the most wanted criminal known to man due to him recently breaking the record for most dead dogs raped in a day. 600 is now the record. I use to fill his lunch box with moldy cheese because if I didnt he would fill my pantie drewer with hummis. I've tried to help him with his addition but the smell of dirty nappies gives him orgy strength which cant stop him from getting to children.
he did a joe all over the wall
by Debbie Noble June 17, 2019
mugGet the Joe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email