Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other

Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?

by perphurdle January 13, 2017

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

meat taboggan

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.

The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.

by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017

Meat sweats

When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.

"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"

by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.

"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"

by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017

Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.

The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...

by misty mayhem September 21, 2012