As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

Bro Broad

A bro broad is a female that acts, talks, looks like a dude. you can find these masculin women in mountain town snowboard parks or motocross reaces some occasionally look good but with the floppy hat and shades they could very well be a lifty at your local mountain.

That chick was a bro broad.

by dutch7 October 27, 2010

Bro Hoe

The female equivalent of the Bro. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.

I need you Bro Hoe.

Bro Hoe I choose you!!
Happy Valentine's Day Bro Hoe!!

by Alias Does Not Exist February 21, 2018

Carpo yup bro

A carpo yup bro is a middle class 1st - 3rd year who acts like he’s from fortlawn (e.g) Andy blackberry and Harry flood

That Harry flood fella is a carpo yup bro

by The Alan fella September 12, 2022

Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021

bro pieces

a laxers bro stick or dick

ryan: make my sandwhich or make me use my bro pieces

by iheartlaxbros August 6, 2011