Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

A box of dead

Refers to a box/meal of KFC, consisting of atleast 1 piece of chicken. "A box of dead clad in white and red".

Yeah dawg, gonna grab a box of dead for dinner

by Trini boi December 7, 2011

Rock Box

When a womens ladyparts come face to face with medusa

You here what happened to Clarise?
Heard she got the rock box

by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014

dome flavored face box

What you shoot video game charters in; i.e the head.

shot 'em in his dome flavored face box

by jimabobaway March 23, 2011

boxed

To be fuckoed, stigwashed, and otherwise moded.

Dude, you're so fucking boxed it makes puke run from my ears.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

soggy box

wet vagina

She offers, unasked, a precious soggy box.

by lilvegas August 9, 2018