Skip to main content

Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.
Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"
by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017
mugGet the Jack King Koffmug.

King Neptune Effect

When a character suffers a catastrophic glow-down — not just a visual downgrade, but a full-on aesthetic and narrative collapse. Once majestic, cool, or powerful, they’re redesigned into a weird, goofy, or straight-up embarrassing version of themselves.
“They Neptuned him. Dude used to look like a legend.”

“This reboot is suffering from major King Neptune Effect.”

“Her redesign has big Neptune Energy… in the bad way.”

“From silver fox to gas station cryptid — that’s the King Neptune pipeline.”

Variations:

Neptuned (verb) – “They Neptuned my boy!”

Neptune Energy (noun) – “His current look is giving Neptune Energy, and not in a good way.”

King Neptune Syndrome (rare alt form) – “It’s a classic case of King Neptune Syndrome: dev god to gym teacher.”
by Black_lunger May 13, 2025
mugGet the King Neptune Effectmug.

puker king

1. another name for burger king.

2. the most puke-inducing thing (or person) possible or imaginable.
A: "I had to take a shit in the rideau centre today"
B: "puker king"
by mstherd October 16, 2009
mugGet the puker kingmug.

sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king
“wow kade is such a sour cream king
by shel03 September 21, 2020
mugGet the sour cream kingmug.

Drip King

Generally young men ranging from the age of 17-23. These young men have a particular drive for fast fashion often sporting used work coats bought overpriced secondhand, fresh work pants (typically but not exclusively: dickies, carhartt, jinco etc) and occasionally trendy accessories such as the "condom" beanie, cheap rings/necklaces, blue-light glasses, and loafers/sambas/doc martens. All of these qualities leads to these individuals to be affectionately dubbed, "Drip Kings". A favorite pastime of theirs is "Aura Farming". This activity lends itself to nonchalant behavior (laughing at a text publicly, a generally chill idle sway, very conservative laughter, etc) introducing words and phrases such as "Type shit, thats chill, and low-key." A true Drip King might also indulge in reselling unwanted drip, (they term this "blessing up") to aspiring Drip Kings, presently called "Drip Knights."
Yo did you see that Drip King? He seems so chill with that black iced coffee and feminists' literature book.
mugGet the Drip Kingmug.

King

King, a brave young boy. He’s social and likes all kind of music. He loves being around friend and joking around. He has the sweetest smile and gives the best hugs. You instantly feel at home with him. Every queen needs a king 👑
King- a brave person and a lovely friend
by A garden full of roses November 24, 2021
mugGet the Kingmug.

Line King

An individual who enjoys and takes pride in perfecting the straightness, as well as, forming an even amount of methamphetamines into a line or multiple lines to share with friends.
This individual may see his talent as a "God Given" gift and think that noone will ever be able to put methamphetamines lines out better than himself.
Bryant is the one you need to see. He is the line king around here.
by Bombasspussy511 April 22, 2018
mugGet the Line Kingmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email