Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.

You used the wrong account, you meat manned.

by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025

on the meat bone

when you're really smart

"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"

by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020

Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016

Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

by grethanalltheway January 16, 2018

Meating

When two people meet up with the clear plan or desire to have sex, especially in a very physical or passionate way.

They’ve been texting for days — tonight they’re finally meating.

by Crashy9 November 11, 2025

Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020

Bin-meat

Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.

Jared has been handing out bin-meat all game so other people can score.

by Smacca September 28, 2019