Wet Rock

An excuse used when a friend pressures you to date someone but you aren’t sure if you like them/can’t trust that friend/ or aren’t interested in them and need a generic excuse.

“Listen man, I think she’s comparable to a wet rock. Stop telling me to ask her out.”

by SBIV February 10, 2022

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kock rocks

A group of dudes who are giving pretty babes unsoliciated and in most cases undesirable attention despite a negative response. A single dude is a kock rock.

Told this Bro in that gaggle of Kock Rocks over there "No" 3 times when he asked for my number, and he is still buying me drinks, winking at me, and telling me how cute I am.

by Lifeisterrible June 4, 2017

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I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."

(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

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P-Rock IVL

Older Insane Vice Lord set based along Plymouth Rd. in Detroit (48227), known for I-V-12 graffiti. Allies with Vice Lords and local Bloods; rivals with GDs and Crips.

“Even with fewer active members, P-Rock IVL tags still pop up along Plymouth as a nod to the OG Vice Lords in the area.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

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