Poop

Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:

The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.

Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?

Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.

by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021

Poop

You poop and I am a very good at it

I poop on my mom

by Angel ina June 7, 2020

Poop

You are poop like your nan

Nan:i am poop
You:so am i

by Yourmommyuwubaka October 17, 2021

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

Poop Sock

Basically a sock full of poop that people hide from their moms for example Eric Green

Someone could hide a poop sock from their mom

by puss696969 September 8, 2019

Poop

My mommy said so

I wanna take a poop in the car

by SLIMY?VR March 4, 2022

zoom poop

When you mute and turn off the camera in a Zoom to go poop really fast so no one notices.

I was in this long 2 hour meeting and had to Zoom Poop twice. Glad no one noticed.

by secnewt July 26, 2022