e-penis complex

a psycological condition similar to a male's obsesion over the size of his actual penis. Those people suffering from an e-penis complex display symptoms such as obsession over trivial technological matters.

Everyone says Sam has an e-penis complex because he cant stop bragging about his computer's speed.

by Lusian January 27, 2006

Penis Cordon Bleu

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.

Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.

by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007

floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.

1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?

by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009

oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!

"Oh my Penis, we had an orgy last night?"

by krazieaznchicc June 8, 2007

Penis-Vagina-Cock

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

Jimmy Big Penis

The man with the largest donger known to man

Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!

by Appleeater770 July 14, 2016

Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017