Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.
Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.
Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.
by Jennifer of Doom and Sunshine June 19, 2023
Get the The Grub Kingmug. King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
by JiggleB November 11, 2016
Get the King Pokemug. a nigga who will always try to act cool around there friend and do anything they say. for example someone says “yo dude go slap him across the face” the person will then do so to prove to there friend that they will do anything and try to act as cool as possible and fit in.
by johhnycskes399 February 16, 2021
Get the king mitusmug. Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.
Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.
by A Brick February 11, 2017
Get the King of the shit hillmug. A guy that is often sitting on the side at a party but that everyone still has an amiable attitude towards and doesn’t find awkward.
A: Who else should we invite?
B: My roommate (name) is a bit introverted but he’s a Corner King.
A: Alright he can come.
B: My roommate (name) is a bit introverted but he’s a Corner King.
A: Alright he can come.
by Eyelashesaredisgusting November 26, 2023
Get the Corner Kingmug. a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.
girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024
Get the short kingmug. by ButterKing666 October 27, 2022
Get the butter kingmug.