King

A term for sarcastically complimenting someone (usually a man) who is weird

Chris Chan is King

by jisooloverrrr6717 October 17, 2025

Chopstick King of Pearland

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!

1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."

by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025

king of cuss

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Yes king

the most kind and lovable man on the planet, he passed away on november 11th 2025, may he rest in peace.

hey man, we are ALL paying respects for Yes king by failing NNN, wanna join dude?

by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025

THE Triga King

Michael Holland

Wow, Michael Holland is just THE Triga King!

by thelegionofdonnyboy May 16, 2023

Size king

A man who appreciates a girls forhead, the bigger the better

Iori-chan has a really nice forhead, I guess I'm a size king.

by KageakiMinato September 24, 2022

king ozwy drive

A Pile Of shit . King ozwy drive is placed in hartlepool and would be considered a shithole .

Main Attraction : The Local Glue Sniffer Benno

Person one : Coming upp king ozwy drive like well go get a 10 and get dizzy as a bat

Person two : yer mate lets go we'll smoke a fatten behind king ozzy shops .
Normal Person runs like fuck

by CHedderCheze December 19, 2018