Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

boxed

break up, rejected, given away

Poor Jimmy. Arthur boxed him after Christmas day.

by Geniusana December 19, 2019

fart box

when you fart in the car and your parents have to open the window

I just fart box the car

by FlareK7 February 19, 2021

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

The boxing antelope

Basically morgz but here's the catch he's from Bulgaria, so he was doing actually good videos back then but in 2019 he switched to kids content and push out his merch to people

Nerd: hey do you watch the boxing antelope Gigachad: That moron again how much times do i have to tell you his videos are staged! And no i don't watch cringe!

by Cupcakebackpack November 30, 2022

Entitled Box

Rich White Boy with Daddy Issues

What a fucking Entitled Box

by Me meLord67 October 9, 2021

Munch box

When used, it’s telling someone to get eat out a women, in order to stop them from speaking any longer ( in other words it’s a giant, FUCK OFF!)

“Ohhhh yea buddy, how about you go and munch box, before u really upset me”

by Choink master Kevin August 9, 2023