carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

Water

That one tasteless fucking drink that somehow helps us live.

WATER IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH DRINK IT NOW

by macoroni box July 2, 2019

Couscous Water

When you are so bad that not even rice water or dog water is enough to describe it.

Teammate: bro, you’re so bad. You’re the worst at this game.

Team mate 2: you’re fucking bad bro. You’re literally couscous water, literally so bad kid.

by Youresobadbro August 17, 2022

Water

The juice of life

You now shall be cleansed with thine water

You need to fucking drink water!

by Bruuuh May 3, 2021

Spring water

When an ice cube that has been inserted into an anus begins to melt and the water exits the body

That chick is so hot, I’d drink that spring water

by Ghostface mullah January 11, 2022

American Water

beverages like coca-cola

Those kids focus really well on American water.

by parquet52 October 25, 2020

dean water

water carried by Dean, near a person who is named Dean, or produced by a Dean.

A: "Hey, this is some good water."
B: "Yeah, you're right Dean."
A: "Try some of my Dean water."

by Furrysexslave October 21, 2020