tits

Something big the girls have that men like to slap and stare at.

Damn, that's one big ass *looks at girls titties. those tits are even bigger tho*

by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

top tit twister

having sex so fast that her titty twists

yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night

by tit maniac May 22, 2017

Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.

Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN

by TheMegwan August 28, 2020

Tits

An exclamation to show happiness, immense approval, or another word for sweet, nice, cool, etc.

“Yo I can make it to the function”
“Tits!!”

by Per-Son July 2, 2024

slippery-tits

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.

Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024