Small Island Syndrome 

Brexit in a nut shell; the result of ignorant, very misinformed brexiteers that do not seem to understand that Britain is a small island between two massive more cultural and economically developed continents.

That and the fact that most of even the original Anglo-Saxons are Danish (european in origin). The British isles has seen many mass migrations from Europe over thousands of years. More including the Romans (Modern Day Italians), the Vikings (Modern day Scandinavians), the Normans (Modern day French/Viking mix) and even the original Celtic inhabitants of the British Isles originally came from Hallstatt (modern day Austria; and spread all over Europe). As well as yet more migrations from other tribes.

In the modern day wake of WWII; brexit is an example of an increasingly ignorant; uneducated population.

Thats right Brits you and the Germanic peoples are the same historically; whether you like it not!

Brexiteer 1: "Shit the economy is fucked!"

Brexiteer 2: "Bloody foreigners; bloody Polish, its their fault!"

Observer 1: "I wonder what the educational attainment is of these two ignorant halfwit Brits - who watch the news too much?!"

Observer 2: "Yes but do not worry its that Small Island Syndrome because of Brexit; these fuckers do not even understand that they are related to europeans!"

Small Island Syndrome by The_Resurrected April 26, 2019

White Man Syndrome 

The state of being superior/and or far more proficient in anything you do. This includes education, speech, morality, thought process, architecture, etc. In very rare cases, a POC can show minor symptoms of WMS but usually they adapt to the surrounding culture of their friends/ relatives and the symptoms subside.

"Did you notice how much cleaner and safer that neighborhood was? They must all have White Man Syndrome."

"Shaniqua actually began doing very well in school and got a part time job to help support her family. Seems like she should be checked for WMS and removed as to not infect any of her failing black friends/relatives"

"Have you noticed all of the great inventions and beautiful architecture was created by men with WMS?"

White Man Syndrome by Bin Doogle March 11, 2023

pooping syndrome

where one has a longing for pooping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a shit fest and tell everyone about how much they love to shit. They have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to poop and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don't have to poop at the time. Many people with pooping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. The leftover people with the pooping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the shit and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: AKA a proctologist. Many people dont relate to people with pooping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with pooping syndrome:

1. pooping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. pooping syndrome people definitely have to poop in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndromE also plan their poops and most of them hate to poop at home unless there are a lot of people around. Most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their poop out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka THE SHART.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-poops into their mouths with their dirty hands.

pooping syndrome by the scene queen October 22, 2009

the basement syndrome 

to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.

Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.


Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?

You- I don't know.

Them-Than why don't you change it?

You-I cant its to fare away.

Them-But your a foot away from the remote.

You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.

The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"

the basement syndrome by bandit1200 March 3, 2009

thick dick syndrome 

How after sex, a man's penis still stays firm

"I can't walk out there . . I have thick dick syndrome!"

thick dick syndrome by gahootenschnit July 27, 2005

tufts syndrome 

When an overly qualified applicant gets denied from a college

Smartypants Jane applied to Tulane as her safety school, but she got denied because they have Tufts Syndrome.

tufts syndrome by Vanillachai April 8, 2014

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS) 

(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".

A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS) by Hoogs February 16, 2009