Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.

Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.

by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022

slap jag

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration

I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag

by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022

Freudian Slap

A Freudian Slip that really Stings.

What had slipped from her mouth was a Freudian Slap to him, as he recognized himself in her words.

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Slap

the act of playing pickleball with vigor and enthusiasm.

Does anyone want to play pickleball? It’s a beautiful day to slap.

by chcknggt July 28, 2022

CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.

In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022

bitch slap

a bitch slap is when u get bitch slapped stupid niggas

example: Psyduck uses confusion Ditto Uses transform Its now a Psyduck Ditto Psyduck uses bitch slap

by hardpenis.org August 5, 2022