Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
by :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D June 12, 2011
The look a person gives when they would like to perform an oral sexual act. Typically pertaining to a male to male interaction but not exclusive to it. Can be a significant other or not.
Why is that guy giving me the Ye eyes?
Last night I was just sitting there and my girl gave me the Ye eyes.
Last night I was just sitting there and my girl gave me the Ye eyes.
by z2z April 29, 2025
To claim total victory over something, resulting in its celebrated death or a glorious triumph ending a prolonged struggle.
Well I shot that in the eye. Algebra can kiss my ass.
Dude you totally shot that in the eye! Finally we can watch t.v. without worrying about that stupid raccoon.
Dude you totally shot that in the eye! Finally we can watch t.v. without worrying about that stupid raccoon.
by Queen E'lena of the Elenaverse May 17, 2011
by BCACDACD November 12, 2015
A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 19, 2025
When you’re always on the look out for an opp or someone who could potentially be working amongst the opposition.
by KrazyKing April 11, 2022