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Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!
Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.
by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020
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Nut meat

Nut meat

Dom’s nickname is nut meat as he has a nutty meat ;)
Wow that’s a chunky nut meat u got on ya
by MOlz xox October 11, 2020
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Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
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Meat Grinder

Receiving a blow job from anyone with braces.
The Doc said, I mines well have stuck my pecker dick in a meat grinder...
by misty mayhem September 21, 2012
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Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.
Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"
by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012
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Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.
He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.
by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013
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Meat Buttons

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.
by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013
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