Personal J-Day

It's a day when you take off from school or work to jack off all day

Gene: "Hey man where's George?"

Ray: "Oh he took a Personal J-Day."

Gene: "Again? That's the third time this week"

by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

Indian GIF day

It's celebrated on 4th of May as per a popular Indian sitcom named "Philophers". On this day, you can only use GIFs and not words to reply in chats. This is majorly popular in Bihar, Uttar Pradesh, Gujarat, and Rajasthan states of India.

yasho: bruh, it's indian gif day, finally!
sunil: yes i know murga gif!
yasho: "agreeing gif"

by shantikapremi May 5, 2023

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.

"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"

by xX_MICK_E_ MOUsE_Xx October 21, 2019

Fuck the Canadians Day

On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.

Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.

by Not a Canadian thank god October 17, 2021

kaeya appreciation day

a day to appreciate kaeya!! you might be wondering..what day exactly? well every day you dummy! kaeya is our love, kaeya is our air that we breath, kaeya is our food and water that we need to survive, kaeya is our language. kaeya is our life. love kaeya. worship kaeya. appreciate kaeya.

hey do you know what day it is?
it’s kaeya appreciation day. idiot.

by specialkinwork March 5, 2021

Mr Peak Day

September 15th is Mr Peak Day.

On this day you most devote your life and pray to Mr Peak all day no corners cut , Or there will be consequences.

Why are you crying ?
I forgot it’s Mr Peak day so he killed my family.

by SwirlingNewt July 16, 2023

Christmaquanadondica day

A combination of Christmas, Quanza, hunukkah, and Ramadon, respectively. Who's figure is the Great Christmaquanadondica Day Man; Celebrated on the 13th of December, It involves putting out Macaroni and Cheese, Mac-and-Cheese, or else he will put Caustic Soap in your bed while you sleep. Some versions involve a Great Fish spirit of Christmaquanadondica day, but the mainstream celebration only involves Christmaquanadondica Day Man

Jimmy: Mommy can we have Mac-and-cheese for dinner tonight? Please make extra for Christmaquanadondica Day Man.
Mother: Jimmy go to bed and stop with this nonsense.
Jimmy: Mommy No! He'll put caustic soap in my bed.

by Gardengnome December 26, 2010